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honestly i have no interest for this career and i have a 0.2 gpa with a major in psychology but as you can see quants make alooot of mola without working 100hrs a week and i LOOOVE mola with low hours and as you caun see im extenally smaart with just lookingg at my spealling so what are my chances branking in?>@^#!!!!!!

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