Which HF Pays THE MOST??!!

Okay gays, I am only an 8th grader, but I want to get into a target high school. 

I saw the Big Shit or whatever, now I want to be a hedge fund manager!!

I am thinking of finding the highest paying hedge fund and badgering the shit out of the employees until they are forced to give me an internship when I turn 16. That way I am guaranteed to get into one of my target schools (Cornell, Princeton, Stanford, Kelley, Northeastern). 

Any advice? -- Please don't talk like a f*g. Tx. 

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