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The name of the company, Aerotyne International. It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. Now, right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000!

 

Invest it all in a single OTC micro-cap (such as PVSP). Tremendous growth potential, annual revenue exceeding market cap, what’s not to love? Also it’s a weed stock.

 

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