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say what? You suck at getting your point across.

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Rich people get access to investments that the 99% don't see so their rates of return are somewhere north of 90% per annum. But it usually entails investing into the New World Order or with Hydra. Poor people usually end up playing the arb game with food stamps and you can do surprisingly well percentage wise but the dollars at risk are pretty low so in order to make any real money they have to reinvest in more main stream poor people things like selling crack cocaine.

 

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