Yanking Up Yields | The Daily Peel | 9/21/22

Market Snapshot

Markets were in a sour mood going into the Fed’s September soirée.

The two-year is yielding a hair below 4%, which has put even more pressure on stocks.

It’s time now to wait and see what rates we get by EOD Wednesday. All ears will be tuned to JPow’s comments on global economic weakening.

At the close, the Dow dropped 1.01%, the Nasdaq sank 0.95%, and the S&P dipped 1.13%.

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Let’s get into it.


Banana Bits

  • Workers are caving to bosses and coming back to offices at the highest rate since the pandemic started
  • Uber suffered a major hack to its computer network, with one security analyst saying, “They pretty much have full access to Uber”
  • Ford warned investors about $1 billion in surprise costs during the quarter, driven by part shortages
  • The Big Apple is buckling under big pension obligations and a revenue shortfall as a result of a commercial real estate freefall and other post-C19 woes

Banana Brain Teaser

Yesterday — A girl meets a lion and unicorn in the forest. The lion lies every Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, and on the other days, he speaks the truth. The unicorn lies on Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays, and on the other days of the week, he speaks the truth. “Yesterday I was lying,” the lion told the girl. “So was I,” said the unicorn. What day is it?

Thursday. The only day they both tell the truth is Sunday, but today can’t be Sunday because the lion also tells the truth on Saturday (yesterday). Going day by day, the only day one of them is lying and the other is telling the truth with those two statements is Thursday.

Today — It’s 70 bananas off of our Real Estate Modeling Bootcamp this weekend for the first 15 correct respondents. LFG!

What is made of water but if you put it into water it will die?

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Macro Monkey Says

Bring Back Bonds — I can’t imagine any meme-stock-buying ape reading this has ever bought a U.S. Treasury.

They’re boring and give low returns, but their relationship to the stock market is ironclad.

As rates go up, bond yields go up, and as bond yields go up, stock prices go down, all else being equal.

So, with bond yields at their highest levels in a decade, is the stock market due for another correction?

It’s hard to say what’s already been priced in. Betting markets are all but sure of a 75bp hike this week, so it’s pretty safe to say that wouldn’t be a surprise.

Back in 2020, everybody was dumping stimmies and whatever other cash they had into stocks because you couldn’t get a return elsewhere. Once stocks hit lofty valuations, it was into magic internet money and NFTs.

But with bond yields soaring past the dividend yields of most S&P companies, the game is changing. Now there are real tradeoffs.

You may have scoffed at your parents’ 60/40 stocks vs. bonds portfolio a few years ago, but 3 and a half percent per year with minimal risk doesn’t sound so bad when tech stocks are falling 10%+ in a day.

A lot will depend on what the terminal rate, or peak Fed funds rate during a hiking cycle, ends up being. Traders are expecting around 4 and a half percent-ish.

If that goes to five, the market could melt down. If it ends up at four, we could see a face-ripper.


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What's Ripe

Lyft ($LYFT) — Rumors have been circulating about a possible acquisition of the #2 rideshare company in the U.S. Lyft popped Tuesday on the possibility.

Ridesharing continues to be an awful business that regularly loses money, but the race to market domination has continued, nonetheless.

Uber owns three-quarters of the market, so the path to sustained profitability for Lyft is unclear at best.

Both of them see driverless ridesharing as the golden goose that’ll unlock profits, but that’s a ways away. In the meantime, getting absorbed by a bigger player wouldn’t be the worst idea.

$LYFT finished the day up 3.88%.

Wynn Resorts ($WYNN) — Big news for gaming companies this week: Hong Kong looks to be on the verge of loosening quarantine restrictions that have dented tourism dollars.

Whales that come in for a few days and gamble huge stacks of cash are casinos’ bread and butter, which is why lengthy quarantine requirements have hurt the industry so badly.

Nearby Macau is essentially the Vegas of China, which stands to rake in huge gaming revenues from the reopening.

$WYNN ended the session up 2.90%.


What's Rotten

Ford ($F) — The big F delivered a FedEx-style sh*t sandwich this week.

It doesn’t even report earnings until the end of October, but it didn’t want to wait to give investors the bad news.

The head-scratcher comes from the reaffirmed full-year profit guidance—despite expecting half of the consensus $3bn in profit for Q3, it still thinks it can hit Wall Street’s FY number.

I guess we’ll see, but investors were calling Ford’s bluff Tuesday.

$F closed the day down 12.32%.

Chewy ($CHWY) — Chewy was battered after its earnings release a month ago showed a sharp slowdown in sales growth.

It’s had to raise prices to keep up with inflation, but pet owners are turning their nose at the increases.

It wasn’t all bad news, though. It managed to eke out a profit despite Wall Street expectations of a loss in the quarter and even expanded margins.

Pets may be part of the family, but when there’s belt-tightening during a recession, the pup loses out.

By the end of the day, $CHWY was down 8.71%.


Thought Banana

SPACtacular Collapse — With Chamath’s shutdown of his latest two SPAC funds this week, the 2nd era of SPAC mania looks to be over.

This wasn’t the first time these things suddenly got popular, then quickly collapsed. To be fair, once we had Shaq SPAC, we should’ve seen the bubble ready to burst.

Back in the ‘80s, they were called ‘blank check corporations.’ They quickly got a bad reputation for shaky visibility into the companies they were planning to buy and fell out of fashion in the ‘90s.

Then the IPO mania started. Everyone had a dot-com ready to hit the public markets, and Wall Street was more than happy to facilitate the transactions and rack up fees in the process.

Like fashion, these mechanisms go in and out of style on the Street. In 2020, when free money was raining from the sky, it made sense to raise a bunch of cash and figure out where to invest it later.

But most SPACs that swallowed companies in the last few years have performed terribly, along with the broader market. To make it worse, Nikola, which was once a SPAC darling, has been accused of fraud, bringing to light the transparency issues with this kind of public offering.

We’ll see if they come back in some future iteration, but SPACs will probably stay on ice until this market cycle has run its course.

At the same time, count me in for Shaq SPAC 3.0.


Wise Investor Says

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