So I had an interview with Citigroup and missed the final technical question, arghhh. i wrote a poem to depict my tale.
I was minding my own business, drinkin a brew When Citigroup called for an interview. I was nervous as fuck, I had not prepared, To top it all off my judgement's impaired!
From stocks to comps, and notes to bonds I muttered some shit as the analyst responds, 'more technicals i have for you to beat, you got 'em all right? its not a feat'
'the final question' he says, 'and your no longer bound, where can the interest on a cash flow be found?' financing i say, after a pause OH NO ITS NOT, pissed off i was!
..oh well, i guess Citi is out of the question for me. onwards and upwards i guess.
More time with the guides and less time playing shakespeare and this might not have happened...
good effort though, I chuckled
yeah i know i know. i have no idea why i said financing... ive worked on tons of models, i feel like a fucking idiotttttttttttt.
the interview was at 830 pm... ive never had an interview that late before. gotta lay off the booze until at least 930 pm now.
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