So I had an interview with Citigroup and missed the final technical question, arghhh. i wrote a poem to depict my tale.
I was minding my own business, drinkin a brew When Citigroup called for an interview. I was nervous as fuck, I had not prepared, To top it all off my judgement's impaired!
From stocks to comps, and notes to bonds I muttered some shit as the analyst responds, 'more technicals i have for you to beat, you got 'em all right? its not a feat'
'the final question' he says, 'and your no longer bound, where can the interest on a cash flow be found?' financing i say, after a pause OH NO ITS NOT, pissed off i was!
..oh well, i guess Citi is out of the question for me. onwards and upwards i guess.
More time with the guides and less time playing shakespeare and this might not have happened...
good effort though, I chuckled
yeah i know i know. i have no idea why i said financing... ive worked on tons of models, i feel like a fucking idiotttttttttttt.
the interview was at 830 pm... ive never had an interview that late before. gotta lay off the booze until at least 930 pm now.
Perchance had you spent less time with rhymes You may have gotten a job in these dismal times.
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