Anyone at jp morgan uk

Hello everyone,i just had one question as the title says,does anyone here work at jp Morgan UK or knows anyone who works there?,if you do could i pm you, I'm not trying to network or ask for a referral or anything like that or trying to get a job i have a question for one of their programmes and the information isn't available online, please don't be a dick and try to troll, geniunely could change my life and I'm sorry if i come across as rude here but I won't take more than a minute of your time,so if anyone here works at jp morgan uk,it would be very helpful if i could talk to you 

Thanks