Went to a strip club last night and thought it about it while getting a lap dance.
Wonder what'd it be like.
Should be easier than dealing some chick who's still dealing with ex-bf or is asking her bf if she can go to a dance with another guy.
Anyone been through this process before?
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haha great topic. I'm curious to know...
Anal?
Anal.
hook up dont date them they will screw around too much
Friend's father left wife of ~15 years for a young stripper... You wouldn't believe how much a prenuptial composes them.
my buddy banged a stripper last week raw dog, which is kind of disgusting...it was never his intention going in but i guess one thing led to another and 1500 bucks later it just happened...went to the dr a week later and says hes ok
i would never sleep with a stripper and would never consider dating one seriously
Jesus... thats just super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
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On an aside...
I have a friend, yes a friend, who ate out a Mexican hooker in Tijuana of all places.
Your "buddy" would be well adviced to go check again within 11 weeks or so. Just to be safe. Read below:
"Most people develop detectable HIV antibodies within 6 to 12 weeks of infection. In very rare cases, it can take up to 6 months. It is exceedingly unlikely that someone would take longer than 6 months to develop antibodies."
You guys are crazy!!
I banged a stripper last year. It was ALOT of fun, but surprisingly not a raunchy f-ck. Its funny, I banged this other chick a few months back, she works in publishing. It was so raunchy that afterward I was pretty scared about getting something just from the mediocre bj she gave. Yet I bang this stripper, and she was just this playful happy go lucky chick, never even thought twice about getting anything.
Goes to show... a little class makes a world of a difference.
dude... you said "raw dawg" .... thats awesome!!!!!!!!!
LOL
I honestly went into this gentleman's club once solo, didn't buy one lap dance (though the cover was $80) just sat on the couch, had a drink and chilled. She came up to me, explained how she was a porn star from Vancouver visiting the club, we chatted it up, and before i knew it she asked me if I wanted to hang out after she got off. I still don't know exactly how i pulled it off.
last year I read The Game, neil strauss claims to have a full proof method to achieve what you seek. fyi.
Never kiss the help.
Briefly saw / slept with one. It was fun, but we didn't have all that much in common (and I wasn't particularly interested in getting all serious). It was fun, but she wasn't like a maniac in bed as one might expect.
there was
Girls at FD's give their numbers to everyone, it's not hard. I had an associate who dated nothing but girls from FD's for 6 months straight.
just cant bring myself to go anymore unless someone is taking me with bonuses the way they are :(
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thedude, i take it you have not worked in NYC...if you end up there, i HIGHLY suggest asking a cab driver to take you. FDs stands for flash dancers
just not recently. i only went to the uptown scores and only once when i was there.
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