apsiringmonkey

Look, I and the rest of the board have had enough. Some people on this site have your resume Aspiring Monkey. No one is making you leave, but you need to cool it if you don't want to be outed.

His resume is just what you would expect, pathetic and full of useless shit that makes him look like an idiot. No wonder every bank tossed his resume.

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so we've come to blackmail?...way to be a coward and not use your real name

p.s. this is a clear definition of harassment

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actually after looking at difinition of harassment everything you people been doing over the course of the past month is defined by it.

interesting.

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i won't call the cops, but I've requested his IP. Just in case, this kind of shit goes over the line.

My resume contains my phone #, and my address, so that gives him more than enough information to come burn my house down...or harass me over the phone.

and you can't call the cops until someone violates the restraining order anyways.

Disclaimer: The post above has been made by someone who is not currently employed in IBD, and has not had an interview yet...

 

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