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I'm a pretty attractive guy so I can be selective when it comes to hookups/situationships/short term stuff, I agree that if you're short, not white, overweight or just have an unfortunate looking face you'll have to take what you get.

I generally classify birds into four ratings:

1 - Would not smash ever 

2 - Would smash, would deny that I smashed

3 - Would smash, will say I smashed if it comes up in a conversation

4 - Would smash, would tell everyone I smashed unprompted

Generally, I would only let 3s and 4s hit, but they also need some kind of "status" for me to really reciprocate their attempts or even approach them first. This "status" can be in the form of being relatively famous on Instagram/TikTok, being signed to a modelling agency, coming from a rich/aristocratic family (search up Lara Cosima Henckle Von Donnersmarck) or being "popular" on campus back in my college days like being an exec at a top sorority or a D1 volleyball player for instance.

My type also differs from most people's type (blonde, big tits, textbook southern SEC sorority star look) since I prefer fashion week runway models, so there's also usually a height requirement (5'10 or 178cm and above) for me.

 

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