Associate with superiority complex is driving me insane
Yesterday was my longest Saturday at the office, just doing mundane tasks for this dipshit, whom I don't know how he escaped layoffs. It's not like we have much to work on, but still he wants to overwork us. He was never content with one screening of comps for a PPA so I had to do it again and again for hours to no end. This guy just never stops giving unsolicited tales about his greatness, when he's not being a total jackass at work. If he catches me eating literally anything, he'll tell me it's garbage and I should try ABC plate which he had in XYZ city when he was visiting and fucking countless women there. He'll randomly ask me if I have plans for free time, only to tell me about how many great clubs he's been to. Exercising in the morning? Fuck you, exercise at nigh like me!!!1!1! Grabbing a coffee? Fuck your coffee throw it in the trash and order this X coffee, just like I do. He will hammer me with stories from his university time for no reason all the time, and god it's so painful.
He never stops talking about himself. And thank god for political correctness in the office because it truly gets much worse. This dude has negative self-awareness. Every new joiner talks shit about him (except a couple of guys who worship him). I'm just so tired of his narcissistic ass. Not that I expected a heaven but he's just TOO MUCH.
Rant over. Please kill me before I hear one more story about him.
Good chance he is a MBA associate. They are the utter worst and zero value add
No he's a veteran at this fucking bank
Don’t take him so seriously
Maybe he’s right and you have poor taste?
He does this shit with everybody bro. Can't all have poor taste
Hate to use this retarded lingo, but bragging about how glorious your life is totally unsolicited is peak "beta" shit
Have you tried fighting him?
Headbutting him in front of your MD should do the trick...establish dominance.
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