Bank/Office w/ Most Prestigious Bathroom?
Hey all,
So when I was recruiting for SA24 roles, I noticed that 3 out of the 4 superdays that I converted to offers were the ones that I took massive dumps in minutes before (or in between) interviews. I'm talking the most neanderthalic, toilet-busting shits that you could probably smell from outside of the bathroom. I feel like this gave me a psychological advantage- It's probably some primitive instinct that made me feel so damn confident after asserting my dominance on the betas that'd have to use that toilet after I marked my territory (lowkey some major interview game for you youngins on here).
Anyway, I wanted to ask if any of y'alls offices (name bank + location plz) had some top-tier bathrooms that are noticeably distinct from other banks. Maybe a stall with a bidet, or some nice automatic scents that release after each flush... idk, lmk what you got. Maybe looking to transfer after SA because made the classic mistake of choosing my SA offer based on social prestige rather than bathroom prestige, so need to start networking with Tier 1 bathrooms.
I won my first deal by taking a shit on the client’s desk. Key is to do it while he’s in the room without breaking eye contact.
Piper Jaffrey (fka Simmons & Co) Houston. No cap.
Glc advisors nyc, where the VPs destroy toilets and neglect handwashing
Do you work there? Any insight?
I laughed so hard, especially as I reached the point about asserting dominance... LOL
In all seriousness, the executive/private restrooms at some firms, tend to be exponentially better than what you might have seen elsewhere in the building; and often might rival what you'd see at a private membership club, or luxury hotel.
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