Middle and bottom bucket aren't too far apart. Your average analysts work pretty long and hard, but maybe never fully got the harder models down, or tend to miss comments. To stay average you have to work harder than the bottom ~30% - unless your group has some real scrubs, that is likely still 70-80 hours. Hard to do the complete bare minimum and maintain much bonus. 

If you are leaving and happy being totally bottom bucket, it's almost impossible to get fired even if you completely phone it in. Log off at 8-9pm, don't respond on weekends, and you won't get fired. But you will get a very low or no bonus.

 

That is totally wrong. Have seen an analyst get fired for not answering emails on weekends, leaving (pre-COVID) before 8pm everyday, pushing all work down to 1st years, and having terrible work product / attitude in general.

 

Idk, knew a guy who refused to work past 6pm about 6 months into his first year and he was never fired, just got $0 bonus. Bad attitude will get you, but in many years of banking I've only heard of analysts being let go for egregious things (insider trading or harassment). Not worth the paper trail of PIPs to fire a second year leaving in <12 months

 

So much of this is just managing others perception of you. If you are very responsive and enthusiastic / show a good attitude, this will go a long way and is completely independent of your work product. Probably the lowest effort input for highest return is this. 
 

On top of that if you can avoid the same mistakes twice and don’t do anything majorly dumb, you are probably just fine. 
 

if you don’t want to work hard, be cognizant of the deal teams and deal types you get involved with. Don’t do hairy M&A or work with hardos if you want to just skate by

 
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  • Always stretch your assignments out and send them to your superiors late at night to make it seem like you've been diligently plugging away on other assignments all day
  • Sparingly but strategically volunteer to help an important Associate/VP when you don't have anything going on anyway but make a big projection out of it like "nah man, I got nowhere to be tonight, let me help you with this"
  • Ignore requests from the MBA Associate who no one respects, or lame duck Senior Analyst/Associates who you know are leaving soon
  • Volunteer immediately, but for easy workflow processes. So it looks like you're taking initiative, but really you're just calling dibs on the easy work early on so you're already "busy" when nastier pitches/deals come down the pipeline that you don't want to have to deal with
  • Go nuts with formatting on simple deliverables that don't require any actual analysis. It makes you look like you're constantly looking for ways to improve the group's output when really you're just fucking around with different borders and color-codes in excel/powerpoint
  • Be an active listener and take note of the opinions that your Associate/VPs voice and then repeat them back in slightly different wording. Makes them think "He gets it" even if you have no idea what the fuck you're actually talking about or why it's relevant
 

holy fuck this dude has literally mastered the art of bullshitting, Jesus Christ

 

Minimal tbh - while modeling is a required skill and reps are good, you will come out of 2 years of banking with plenty of reps regardless. PE models are different, every company is different, and you'll still be ramping up at your buyside job. I'd work hard the first year, especially until your buyside offer, and then you can start to turn down the jets after the holidays in your second year 

 

I feel like this is also just quite hard to answer considering that everyone operates at fundamentally different intensities and limitations so you really have to see where you push the gas till to play at that “top bucket” quota and then use that to determine the minimum. That might involve you getting staffed on a deal and experiencing that then understanding how you will play moving forward. Sucks that this is the realist answer but hope that helps !

 

Depending on how large your group is and how transparent staffing is, you always gotta make sure everyone knows how "busy you are" when requested for a deliverable without outright rejecting work. For instance, if it's 7-8pm and you're wrapping up your current work but have something else to do, "overcommunicate" and say you're super slammed at the moment, and ask if the next day morning is OK.

The key is to demonstrate that you're committed and aren't hoping to pawn it off, but just that there aren't enough hours in the day to handle it. Ideally you would have built up some kind of rep as a "hard worker" so that you can slack off later on. You learn very quickly exactly what is complete nonsense versus what is actually time sensitive.

 

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