BB Target Families
Hello all,
Current Commander-of-Chief Kingpin (COCK) of a BB. I wanted to talk about the target families.
Kennedy: Kennedy's are my personal favorite. Great looks and charming. The females consistently bring in other old-money clients, males are great public speakers. Tend to get assassinated though.
Rothschild: Smart bastards. They know what the hell they're doing and do not mess around. If you need a task done (faking moon-landings, getting inside info on the Illuminati, starting wars, etc...) they're who you need to speak to.
Bush: The Bush family is great. Very prestigious, honorable, and full of coke heads. They sum up both banking and politics as a whole.
Rockefeller: Old money with a new style. They work hard and play even harder. Not very fun in orgies.
Morgan: Cool guys but not particularly handsome.
Honorable mentions: Walton, Koch, Dupont, Buffet, Gates, Musk.
Warning: If you do not have any of these last names you will not find work in investment banking. You have been warned. Without these last names you fail and we send you to Deutsche.
was this supposed to be humorous? this sounds like it was written by a twelve year old
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