I have an SA interview this week at a top BB (GS/MS/JPM/Piper Jaffray). I just got this pince albert genital piercing that I'm really into that I'm thinking of bringing it up as an ice breaker. I mean I want your guys feedback, but I was also think about pulling it out and showing the MD I'm interviewing with as a visual reference. My only concern is my giant demon/dragon tattoo primarily around my crotch area. Will that come up on my background check? Thanks in advanced guys!
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i just wouldnt wear pants
You are a bottom, so the interviewer will not pay attention to your dick. He will swing you downward and he will slide his tool into your giant king kong hole.Put lot of lubes in case he has a Prince Albert also. xoxo.
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says: "Where have you been?"
"I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."
"What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?"
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow. number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money. And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"
You didn't answer the OP's question and your pussy joke is not even funny.
^^^^ WHOOOSHH!
I want some monkey shit. Why aren't you giving me enough?
I actually laughed out loud.
thanks
That was a pretty good joke, better than the OPs post anyway
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