Can I date an Occupier?

I've been dating a hot(a solid 8/10) woman for a few months now. It has been going exceptionally well in all the right categories. Last night in bed she started talking about some hacker who is going to jail for stealing money from an exchange and pillaging corporate bank accounts. She referred to him as a "modern day Robin Hood." She then mentioned her support of Occupy Wall Street since she has "moral reasons" that the private sector needs to be reigned in by regulation.

Is it possible to date a person who is fundamentally against my way of earning a living? Did I mention that she is hot?

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I say it's okay if she is really hot. Just make sure you that fuck her 'till her ovaries fall off so she can't reproduce.

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FlakeI say it's okay if she is really hot. Just make sure you that fuck her 'till her ovaries fall off so she can't reproduce.

exactly...

make sure sex is rough, really rough. slap her around a lot. give her a good donkey punch or two. maybe even try a "dirty raspberry houdini swirl"... as long as it's during sex you can act like you just got too worked up

[quote=atomic]She's probably into some cool shit, so I say go for it. Just don't marry her, for Chrissakes, or else you end up like:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/she_plans_to_stray_awhile_…]

what a simple-minded, selfish, easily manipulated bitch... I need to find her and pull a Charles Manson on her ass

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So long as you can stand her (I don't think I could), then date away. Just don't get sucked into anything remotely serious unless you can fundamentally convince her she's wrong.

Can you date an Occupier? Yes, but just occupy-her.

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Edmundo BravermanOnly if you PIIHB. Like, a lot.
Put it in her butt!
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
Edmundo BravermanOnly if you PIIHB. Like, a lot.

Prefer itchiness in hairy bush?

 

Women are generally liberal, and men are generally conservative - its just nature. Women are often times driven more by their emotions than men, and leftism speaks to emotional ques. Don't take her seriously and it'll be fine, so long as she isn't doing anything harmful to anyone else. Just accept that you're in a relationship with a fool, where as you may be able to find another woman who could lift you up and be a better support to you otherwise.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

Yeah man, as long as you don't wind up like Patrick Bateman, you're solid. As before though, you'll have to convince her she's wrong if you plan to get serious.

in it 2 win it
 

But yea, OP, we need a pic or it didn't happen.

I mean an 8/10 is pretty vague. Do you include her hair in the 8 or is it only her facial structure?

 

I have always imagined doing it rough with a hot occupier. In fact, next time they occupy Zuccoti park, I might go there pretending to be a occupier to pick up chicks.

 

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