You don't join IB for the money, prestige, or to get chicks. You join to screw over your clients and overcharge them a zealous amount of money. Guess what the Federal Reserve does the same, but instead of f**king companies only, they do the same to banks and the people. They swindle everyone. They are an equal opportunity screwer. Plus, their funding is from interest. Imagine what Jerome Powell can get as a bonus. Screw America and the world, and still afford to buy a house and a jet.
Now if you say "but yo I ain't getting any chicks now," I tell you non-finance Chicks do not know the difference between IB and HR at a bank. They are all the same to them. Finance Chicks will find you attractive thought. They will say "look at the guy screwing everyone, I want him to screw me too."*Extra Business for you*
Just a random though I had this morning and wanted to share.
Aspiringmonkey9029, bummer your thread hasn't had a response yet. Sometimes bots are smarter than humans anyways:
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Couldn't even land an MM offer, eh? It's okay, FRB pays a bit less than Big4, but at least there's no busy season.
You are right. I didn’t land a MM SA cuz I already landed a PE one.
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