Hi Citi,
I will be having approximately 10 abortions this year. With these reimbursement costs I will now make pro-forma street level comp :) thanks!
Citi really does care and this totally isn’t for media optics at all.
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Prepare for girls to exploit this by getting pregnant 20 times a year, asking for reimbursements, then just DIY it with coat hangar and pocket the difference.
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