Conspiracy - Everyone on this thread is a high schooler going to ASU/Penn State/Bama and I'm the only working professional

I feel as if everybody here is so stupid and delusional (like thinking HYP are targets (except for Yale)), thinking that Moelis or Evercore are EBs or that H/S is above W for an MBA.

I genuinely feel like I'm the only working professional on this forum, as the broads I've worked with at MBB or in IR are not on this forum, neither are the Brads and Prestons who went to Dartmouth and spend their summers in the Hamptons.

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