Craziest bathroom story at investment bank

What’s the craziest or funniest thing that you’ve witnessed in the bathroom at your bank?

Whether it’s a conversation you overheard, an interaction with a senior team member, or something outright non-kosher and out of this world, let the stories roll in the comments below.

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