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Just... No... Don't.. Go home. You're drunk.

Seriously, why the fuck are you asking that. I don't know why the fuck you want to work at CS. No one else here knows why the fuck you want to work at CS. Why the fuck do you want to work at CS? Answer that shit yourself. Fucking ingrate.

 

Because you can learn from Swiss banks about how to hide all kinds of money and UBS won't hire you.

You're welcome.

"I do not think that there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcomes almost everything, even nature."
 

PM me if you want to talk about it.

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