I'll start this one.
I find myself extremely attractive even thought I'm probably a 7.5 out of 10.
I find women picking me up for my money.
I find myself getting angry at the mid office for no reason.
I find myself surfing the internet picking up sugar babies (the younger the better as long as they are over 18).
My game with the ladies has become weak.
anyone else care to share how creepy you have become since you started working in Wall Street?
Is this the proverbial balance of the universe?
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I like to make fun of other bankers who are convinced banking is the reason they've become complete douchebags.
Banking sounds depressing.
Of course it's fucking depressing. You don't make six figures right out of undergrad by fapping all day.
What would people consider worse? Pledging a fraternity for 1 whole year straight or a 2 year analyst stint that average 80 hours per week?
Pledging a fraternity for 1 whole year straight, because at the end, you are part of a fraternity.
Pledging a fraternity was much more fun. At least between hazings you're getting blacked out and hitting on chicks every other night. Banking saps you to the point you don't even want to do that on the weekend
I jerk off to Bloomberg.
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