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quality and maturity of analysts definitely has gone down a lot since i was in banking
Don’t have sex with your boss, no
Assuming you have any shot at all (which I doubt you do - why would she go for you?), my guess is she would chew you up and spit you out. You’ll be devastated, quit your job, maybe even be forced to leave the country to put some space between you and this stone cold vixen to mend your broken heart. If you’re lucky, you’ll end up in something like equities in Dallas. The 18 years you spent tirelessly pursuing IB will all have been wasted and you won’t even have the courage to show up a family gatherings since you’ll be a broken shell of a man. Keep your head down and grinding out those pitch decks. Stay in your lane as it’s safer that way…. Or don’t
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Wait you spent 18 years chasing IB?
Didn’t you? Everyone know the only way to break in is start at the age of 4 so you get into the absolutely most preftigious preschool and are on the right path to IB.
I hear the most elite among us start thinking about negotiating their first deals in the womb…
You should not make a move unless you leave to work at a different firm. Maybe ask for drinks if that happens.
In the meantime, appreciate what you got - a smokeshow boss that is slightly flirtatious. Dont escalate cause it will ruin the magic. Count yo blessings dude and dont fuck it up
When i was leaving my first job (non IB) i asked out a girl that was like 8 years older than me (she was 30) to a Rangers game. Figured I'd take my shot and see what happens. She took it well but said no. Sales guys all got a kick out of it though haha.
Ended up taking this cute British girl instead (not 30 lol)
A female Italian VP in IB who plays field hockey, pretty specific details and wouldn't be too hard for someone to narrow down who she is and who you are. I would delete this before she or someone she knows sees this.
That’s a great point re a female Italian VP in IB who plays field hockey who is fit af and winks, etc. OP should absolutely delete specifics.
Quit porn
yeah thats a no from me
Mother fucker I thought CWB stood for Canadian Western Bank. Now it all makes sense.
You might as well have provided her name with all the specific details you dropped about her…like cmon man
Wait… can I get her name?
Dont be a fucking idiot. Delete her details. There are not that many females in banking.
Maybe she’s actually a Brazilian Senior Associate who plays soccer (i.e. he already covered up facts but want you to just know she’s smoking hot).
Someone in my bank got fired after group recognized a post from here so had to say it
OP here provided fake details anyway.
Dude really out here playing 4D chess trying to hope she reads this
She gonna read this and then smash the Chad sitting at the desk next to him
Lets do the math rq:
you're an Analyst 1, meaning you are 22
The woman in question is 6 years older, so using the mathematical equation of 22+6, we arrive at the conclusion that she is 28
Now, you also explained that she is a VP.
28 years old and a VP can only mean one thing: She was an A2A and failed to secure a buyside offer.
OP, I would not recommend pursuing the offspring production process with such an unprestigious woman.
also you might get fired bro
Is it VD who works in fixed income at citi (Spanish tho) and went to wake forest & Duke? If so definitely not worth someone risking your career over compared to what else is available in London.
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