CS employee, have two offers
I can either carry my stuff out in an Amazon box or in a FedEx box, and I'm having a hard time making a decision. Which one is the more prestigious exit op? Technically Amazon is more prestigious, but only if it says Prime on it. The FedEx box, however, is more spacious. One of my friends got one of those WB Mason boxes with handles, but he went to a semi-target. Also, I feel like the FedEx box gives more optionality since I can just tape it up and ship it to my parents house, where I'll be after I can't pay rent. If any ex-lehman bros read this, any insight would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
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McDonald's paper bag is enough since your stuff will be sold out to pay back debt
Take Evercore
Fedex, you've already had terrible luck with Prime.
The lob… the JAM!! The crowd goes wild!
Go with Prime, the Fed isn't giving them any help.
Stay at Credit Suisse.
FedEx boxes are paradise.
Lmao finally something funny after all these cringy 'xyz is paradise' posts
Update: thanks for the input guys. Unfortunately my boss said that we aren't getting any boxes after all and to bring my own box.
The official suitcase of the Non-Target:
Bonus points if filled with dried up peanut butter crumbs, baseball cards and a mushed PB&J sandwich
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