Disappointed Gov Shutdown Ending

Hey monkeys, like the title says, I am disappointed the government shutdown is ending.

As a fiscally conservative democrat (think early 20th century policy), I absolutely hate handouts. Not only was I hoping that the ACA wouldn’t get the Covid expansion renewed, but I was hoping the darn “program” would get “cut” all together. And don’t even “get me” started on SNAP.

If the government keeps wasting money on healthcare and food, then TSA won’t have enough funding, so my flight to Aspen could get cancelled.

Also why can’t my excel do the interest payment calculation for my LBO? It works on my friends computer but mine is reffing out. My company needs to get me a new computer 😂

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