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Kanonweren't you (the OP) one of the guys speaking up against them in one of those 'trolls to get rid of' threads?

I was, and thought i found them pretty annoying. it's weird but i guess i kind of liked their posts

 

Not even a little bit.

- Capt K - "Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham
 

No, not in the slightest.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

Nope, it's a cleaner forum. Blastoise is just amusing, but the others were just pathetic. It was the same two things over and over, megafund placement + "U JELLY" or "U MAD, COME AT ME BRO" or "lol UBS" ad nauseum.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 
A Posse Ad EsseNope, it's a cleaner forum. Blastoise is just amusing, but the others were just pathetic. It was the same two things over and over, megafund placement + "U JELLY" or "U MAD, COME AT ME BRO" or "lol UBS" ad nauseum.
Agreed. Speaking of blastiose, does he have an alternate screen name or is it a second user? There's a minor spelling difference, but they are both funny.
Get busy living
 

Blastoise has an imposter, it's not an alternate. The new guy uses a capital 'i' instead of a lowercase 'L', you can tell because his posts are actually slightly troll-like whereas blastoise's are usually priceless and include some form of meme or demotivational imagery.

firefighter didn't really troll hugely, he just made some dumb threads trying to play off prestige stereotypes. He wouldn't reply in them, just create them and let flaming ensue.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

Troll is successful.

People tend to think life is a race with other people. They don't realize that every moment they spend sprinting towards the finish line is a moment they lose permanently, and a moment closer to their death.
 
UFOinsiderThey ALL be Jelly!!!

I was talking about boutique and ekudekud since they are on the out side looking in now. They be JELLY.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

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