Anybody have any interesting stories involving drug tests? I know of somebody who failed a drug test at GS/MS/JPM. Coc***e came up on the test, but the person somehow convinced them it had to do with medication and he/she took it again a week later and passed. Yes, this person had blown some coke a few days before the test. This story is 100% true. Any other interesting ones like this?
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heard stories of people who ate poppyseed muffins and failed the test and were fired.
also at ubs there were kids who def did drugs, wont name names. but can you blame them?
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