DRUG tests- stories

Anybody have any interesting stories involving drug tests? I know of somebody who failed a drug test at GS/MS/JPM. Coc***e came up on the test, but the person somehow convinced them it had to do with medication and he/she took it again a week later and passed. Yes, this person had blown some coke a few days before the test. This story is 100% true. Any other interesting ones like this?

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