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^ this this this. Might I add that they rate you not only on length, but girth as well.

When I first started banking, I assumed seniors only cared about length. I spent hours with weights tied to my pride and joy, only to learn that girth can be just as (if not more) impactful. While I was able to increase the length by nearly 2 inches, this stretched state decreased my girth by ~.5 inches. Overall, seniors were impressed with my dedication but disappointed that I overlooked other factors. Keep this in mind OP.

 

Depends how big your cock is

^^ This - I work at one of these firms and have a mangina so I actually had to pay back half my bonus.

 

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