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Honestly though, what did he do wrong? The age of consent is literally 14 across Europe, so why are people making a fuss over a few massages?

 
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2 things can be true

-Trump should release the files just so people will shut up about it, and this wasn't handled well like all the hype about it and then just going quiet

-If you dislike Trump, ok fine, but there's no chance he was implicated or otherwise Biden would have just released that info back when they were prosecuting MAGA people for anything

Anyone who disagrees with that last point probably thinks "Trump told people to drink bleach" or "Russia hacked the election instead of Hillary just being a bad candidate". Epstein was considered to be right wing conspiracy misinformation up until CNN told their followers otherwise.

 

IB brain confusing correlation with causation in big 2025. Hate to see it.


It’s very possible he’s implicated, and many dems/foreign politicians and other powerful people, including allies of the democratic apparatus and Biden are too.


Burning trump isn’t worth burning the whole system. This may or may not be Biden’s reasoning, but to say the dems never released it so there’s no way trump’s implicated is horrific logic.

 

Well, it's true. Guess the truth hurts. There's nothing there. Do you honestly think that every media publication who's been digging up anything, true or untrue, to try to smear the administration would just ignore this if something was there?

If you don't like Trump because of illegal immigration or Palestine or abortion or whatever then ok fine but there's nothing here on this one

 

This is the logical answer. They’ve thrown everything they’ve had at him for the last decade - if there were truly something damning, it would’ve come out either years ago as an October surprise, or during the last administration when it became clear that he’d win again.

But nooo, internet culture has become mainstream now and there are millions of weirdos who experience life primarily online now and are addicted to this stupid shit.

 

JulianRobertson

2 things can be true

-Trump should release the files just so people will shut up about it, and this wasn't handled well like all the hype about it and then just going quiet

-If you dislike Trump, ok fine, but there's no chance he was implicated or otherwise Biden would have just released that info back when they were prosecuting MAGA people for anything

Anyone who disagrees with that last point probably thinks "Trump told people to drink bleach" or "Russia hacked the election instead of Hillary just being a bad candidate". Epstein was considered to be right wing conspiracy misinformation up until CNN told their followers otherwise.

Why is it always b-b-b-Biden with you guys 

Whoever is implicated needs to be jailed. WHO CARES if they are democrat or republican 

 

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