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So I have heard about advertising before but I believe this story takes the cake for best branding I have ever heard of. Here is the link - I'm going out to buy one and attempt to drink straight from the source.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/10/01/german-liquor-company-pours-its-alcoh…

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streetwannabeThey say models, but...

Would seriously consider WHO they are actually pouring this over haha.

"But... why male models?"

I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
 

Hilarious. One of the more aggressive marketing tactics I have ever seen.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

I'm generally up for these sort of things, but strangely I'm just not into this one. [unless I get to do the pouring]

"They are all former investment bankers that were laid off in the economic collapse that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have no marketable skills, but by God they work hard."
 

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