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So you either were banging a celebratory hooker, or just jerked off in your car for 20 minutes......Congrats.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

Awesome man, well done. Enjoy the hell out of the rest of senior year.

- Capt K - "Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham
 

congrats - when i got my offer after months and months of networking I just chilled on the floor for a bit with a smile on my face where if you didn't know why I was smiling you'd assume I fell off a building and landed on a 2 foot cone

 

congrats - when i got my offer after months and months of networking I just chilled on the floor for a bit with a smile on my face where if you didn't know why I was smiling you'd assume I fell off a building and landed on a 2 foot cone

 

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