made it. Got the damn offer today. The feeling is indescribable. Absolutely overwhelming. Had to pull over to the side of the road for 20 minutes.
Thanks WallStreetOasis. Couldn't have done it without snooping through countless threads.
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congrats! boutique or BB or MM?
congrats!
congrats...enjoy the rest of senior year. go to vegas
So you either were banging a celebratory hooker, or just jerked off in your car for 20 minutes......Congrats.
boom goes the dynamite! congrats.
Awesome man, well done. Enjoy the hell out of the rest of senior year.
congrats - when i got my offer after months and months of networking I just chilled on the floor for a bit with a smile on my face where if you didn't know why I was smiling you'd assume I fell off a building and landed on a 2 foot cone
congrats - when i got my offer after months and months of networking I just chilled on the floor for a bit with a smile on my face where if you didn't know why I was smiling you'd assume I fell off a building and landed on a 2 foot cone
congrats man!
well done, enjoy - that moment is a uniquely amazing feeling
what kind of offer?
ibd?
When I got mine, I literally cried. Not even joking. I was by myself, but I literally wept.
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