[For fun] Rank Banks by Hotness

With all the negatives in the market, let's lighten the mood a bit. Which bank would you say has the best looking front office employees?

Any salacious insights welcomed (can qualify by city, gender, seniority etc.). Conversely, which bank(s) are less selective for physical attraction?

Odd that I haven't seen such lists before because ppl at ivies make this type of rankings all the time and bankers love rankings of any form! General consensus for the big three iirc is that Y has the best looking guys and P best looking girls while H ranks last for both sexes. I am sure someone somewhere would want to opine about gs/ms/jpm or whatever.

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