Oct 07, 2010

For my fellow non-targets

This song sums up how I feel during full-time recruiting season right now....

6,196 WSO Academy Investment Banking Session Reviews: 4.82/5

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5.00/5

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“John is very kind and pleasant to talk with. He makes the student feel very at ease and encourages them to ask questions and to not hesitate if there is anything else he can help with, even if it is not directly related to the purpose of the scheduled session. He is very knowledgeable, communicates very well, gives clear actionable takeaways, and is very easy to schedule. ”

Southern Illinois University at Edwardsville

Class of '20 Jul 2026 Cohort

5.00/5

Investment Banking Mock Interview

“Julius has continued to go above and beyond each time I have a session with him. I have had 20+ sessions since joining the Academy and he is always willing to push your knowledge, put you in situation where you feel pressure and provides a calmness and will help you think through the situation. Like for today's mock he had built out a modeling test (LBO), something I had never done before, he pushes your knowledge while working through it and then provides great explanations on anything you may have missed at the end. I feel like he's provided me with the most valuable feedback and continues to will help anyone who is hungry to learn and expand their knowledge. Truley a great mentor!”

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jimbo_slice

16y

Lmao. Job market sucks. Fo' real.

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Investing.exe

16y

Well consider this. You have all this time to strengthen your interview skills and etc, because of this website.

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non-target BB Banker

16y

great song BTW!

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Gekko21

16y

Actually, I feel like this.

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"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."

TheBenevolent

16y

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