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Corneliusdon't show up to work

or send someone else in your place...so technically YOU cannot get fired

OP - what a stupid post, get back to work

 

axe them first, bateman style

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"its the running joke now, we now have fair trade with china so they send us poisoned sea food and we send them fraudulent securities."

------ "its the running joke now, we now have fair trade with china so they send us poisoned sea food and we send them fraudulent securities."
 
ivybankerAny advice from the seasoned bankers out there?

Funny that you should post this on June 19. There's an article about this exact topic in the June 19th edition of FT titled "Dodging the axe: Ensuring your colleague, not you, gets fired."

Page 12, if you're so inclined.

 

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