Gee willigers! Them city slickin wallstreet bankers are cheeked up

Yo I’m not even gonna lie I’m doing an off-cycle internship rn and my associate is CHEEKED UP like bro got them kardashian cheeks under those slacks.

Like I have a couple of analysts that are also cheeked df up, what are y’all diets?? I know y’all don’t got time for the gym to get such a voluptuous bossom , so fellas df are in your Cheerios

 

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