Girlfriend dumped me after I told her to invest in Dow Jones

Hey guys, I’ve been dating this female for about 5 months now, and I sent her a text the other day saying that she should invest in Dow Jones and she replied “goodbye” and blocked me. She hasn’t contacted me in over a week so I’m assuming she broke up with me. Why the hell did she break up with me because of that?

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Agreed. That seems just like a fast excuse and coverup for the actual reason which it seems like she doesn’t want to say...... definitely has nothing to do with your comment about investing.

 

Work for a hedge fund and invest in only Dow Jones gets you promoted. Telling it to your girlfriend, who wants to invest in hedge funds thinking they are better than Dow Jones, results in break up

 

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