Hey guys, I’ve been dating this female for about 5 months now, and I sent her a text the other day saying that she should invest in Dow Jones and she replied “goodbye” and blocked me. She hasn’t contacted me in over a week so I’m assuming she broke up with me. Why the hell did she break up with me because of that?
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Agreed. That seems just like a fast excuse and coverup for the actual reason which it seems like she doesn’t want to say...... definitely has nothing to do with your comment about investing.
you should invest in NOT BEING AUTISTIC
Something tells me you lack EQ
I have no use for her anymore, just found it quite uncanny that she doesn’t seem to like Dow Jones.
Can confirm i was the text
Because you didn’t suggest s&p instead numbskull
She doesn't want a guy who plays by the rules, she wants a bad boy
Should've told her to Short VIX instead
She realized she could do better, duh!
Shoulda told her to buy OTM options on LULU. She realized you were one of those boring guys who takes no risks.
She thought Dow was your friend and you were pimping her out.
wsb is leaking
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Work for a hedge fund and invest in only Dow Jones gets you promoted. Telling it to your girlfriend, who wants to invest in hedge funds thinking they are better than Dow Jones, results in break up
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