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A spa getaway with one or two of her friends perhaps?

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write that bitch a poem

bitches love poems

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

note: Spa getaway (good) =/= spa treatment (bad). Spa treatment (aka gift card) is what you get your Mom for her birthday.

 
ScoobyDoobieJust pay her extorted union dues for the year.

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Pay your taxes. That's all Big Brobama asks.

"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is." - Oscar Wilde "Seriously, psychology is for those with two x chromosomes." - RagnarDanneskjold
 

Trip is always solid. nice PA/CT B&B, somewhere where theres nothing to do so you can lay some pipe.

Get her some skirts, really a gift for the kids.

I say fuck change, I don't chase dimes
 

Dude, make passionate love to her tonight. What more could a girl want? You could start by playing the naughty student/hot teacher thing.

 

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