Got a B. What's the best way to off myself?

I'm on track to get a B in a retarded English class. I have all As except in that class. I'm honestly pissed rn and want to kms. What's the best way?

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  • Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
Sep 22, 2022 - 1:22am

go outside, put your hands to the ground, and then touch some fucking grass. this has to be a troll but for fucks sake you're softer than a marshmallow if this has any hint of seriousness or if you're looking for a pity party. if you want someone to feed you positive bullshit go talk to your mom. otherwise, go smoke a blunt, fuck a woman, and then get a god damn grip.

  • Intern in IB - Cov
Sep 22, 2022 - 1:37pm

Learn to handle failure (not that a B is failure)??

imagine if your MD asked you "I just lost a pitch, how do I off myself?"

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
Sep 24, 2022 - 6:04am

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