Got a B. What's the best way to off myself?
I'm on track to get a B in a retarded English class. I have all As except in that class. I'm honestly pissed rn and want to kms. What's the best way?
I'm on track to get a B in a retarded English class. I have all As except in that class. I'm honestly pissed rn and want to kms. What's the best way?
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go outside, put your hands to the ground, and then touch some fucking grass. this has to be a troll but for fucks sake you’re softer than a marshmallow if this has any hint of seriousness or if you’re looking for a pity party. if you want someone to feed you positive bullshit go talk to your mom. otherwise, go smoke a blunt, fuck a woman, and then get a god damn grip.
Make friends with the herbivores in your class and ask them to read your papers
Gun is fast and easy lol
Breathe air
Learn to handle failure (not that a B is failure)??
imagine if your MD asked you “I just lost a pitch, how do I off myself?”
soft AF
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