GS Elevator Gossip 4/29-5/3

5/3/12 #1: From my experience, most people really should have lower self-esteem
5/2/12 #1: Insider trading is like pissing in the pool. It sounds dirty, but really isn't that big a deal.
4/29/12 #1: My Amex is my man card.

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Hi, I'm a nontarget who applied online to Goldman Sachs (the investment banking division). When will i hear back? Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you!

also, I like the technology sector; how can I be placed into that group? Thanks!

 
swagon

also, I like the technology sector; how can I be placed into that group? Thanks!

Bro, just show them your shiny iPhone... They will think you are a techno GENIUS.
 

Goldman Sachs is the most overrated and prissy company in the world. The company holds the record for greatest gathering of Virgins if it wasn't for the allure of GS. Women hear that name and think its big time. All the guys there are F'n jokes.

Eventus stultorum magister.
 
Johnny RingoGoldman Sachs is the most overrated and prissy company in the world. The company holds the record for greatest gathering of Virgins if it wasn't for the allure of GS. Women hear that name and think its big time. All the guys there are F'n jokes.
....they pay bro
Get busy living
 
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Johnny RingoGoldman Sachs is the most overrated and prissy company in the world. The company holds the record for greatest gathering of Virgins if it wasn't for the allure of GS. Women hear that name and think its big time. All the guys there are F'n jokes.
....they pay bro

Who you calling bro, pal?

Eventus stultorum magister.
 
Johnny Ringo
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Johnny RingoGoldman Sachs is the most overrated and prissy company in the world. The company holds the record for greatest gathering of Virgins if it wasn't for the allure of GS. Women hear that name and think its big time. All the guys there are F'n jokes.
....they pay bro

Who you calling bro, pal?

you...champ
Get busy living
 
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Johnny Ringo
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Johnny RingoGoldman Sachs is the most overrated and prissy company in the world. The company holds the record for greatest gathering of Virgins if it wasn't for the allure of GS. Women hear that name and think its big time. All the guys there are F'n jokes.
....they pay bro

Who you calling bro, pal?

you...champ

Take it easy there, ladies.

 
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Johnny Ringo
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Johnny RingoGoldman Sachs is the most overrated and prissy company in the world. The company holds the record for greatest gathering of Virgins if it wasn't for the allure of GS. Women hear that name and think its big time. All the guys there are F'n jokes.
....they pay bro

Who you calling bro, pal?

you...champ

Take it easy there, ladies.

Woah chief, simmer it on down.
 
Connor
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Johnny Ringo
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Johnny RingoGoldman Sachs is the most overrated and prissy company in the world. The company holds the record for greatest gathering of Virgins if it wasn't for the allure of GS. Women hear that name and think its big time. All the guys there are F'n jokes.
....they pay bro

Who you calling bro, pal?

you...champ

Take it easy there, ladies.

Woah chief, simmer it on down.

who you calling chief lady bro, man

 
go.with.the.flow
Connor
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Johnny Ringo
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Johnny RingoGoldman Sachs is the most overrated and prissy company in the world. The company holds the record for greatest gathering of Virgins if it wasn't for the allure of GS. Women hear that name and think its big time. All the guys there are F'n jokes.
....they pay bro

Who you calling bro, pal?

you...champ

Take it easy there, ladies.

Woah chief, simmer it on down.

who you calling chief lady bro, man

he's not your bro, mr. chief man
 
swagon
go.with.the.flow
Connor
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Johnny Ringo
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Johnny RingoGoldman Sachs is the most overrated and prissy company in the world. The company holds the record for greatest gathering of Virgins if it wasn't for the allure of GS. Women hear that name and think its big time. All the guys there are F'n jokes.
....they pay bro

Who you calling bro, pal?

you...champ

Take it easy there, ladies.

Woah chief, simmer it on down.

who you calling chief lady bro, man

he's not your bro, mr. chief man

dont call me chief, lady

 
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go.with.the.flow
swagon
go.with.the.flow
Connor
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Johnny Ringo
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Johnny RingoGoldman Sachs is the most overrated and prissy company in the world. The company holds the record for greatest gathering of Virgins if it wasn't for the allure of GS. Women hear that name and think its big time. All the guys there are F'n jokes.
....they pay bro

Who you calling bro, pal?

you...champ

Take it easy there, ladies.

Woah chief, simmer it on down.

who you calling chief lady bro, man

he's not your bro, mr. chief man

dont call me chief, lady

don't call him lady, boy

 
Anacott_CEOThanks, we've never heard of that twitter account.

Look at the username... It's the same guy that runs the account.

MM IB -> Corporate Development -> Strategic Finance
 

Lloyd Blankfein: I got this rat, this gnawing, cheese eating fuckin' rat and it brings up questions... You know, see, GSElevator, like you're the new guy. Girlfriend... Why don't you stay in the bar that night I got your numbers. Social Security numbers. Everybody's fuckin' numbers. GSElevator: Is there something that you just wanna go ahead and ask me? 'Cause I'll give you the fuckin' answer, all right? Lloyd, look at me. Look at me. I'm not the fuckin' rat. Okay? I'm not the fuckin' rat.

 

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