GS Elevator Gossip 6/13-6/19

6/13/12 #1: My back is killing me. #2: You really should have the same mattresses in the Hamptons and the City.

6/14/12 #1: Wine. Steak. Sushi. Sake. Repeat. #2: Mercury poisoning and gout. That reeks of expendable income.

6/18/12 #1: The only thing douchier than saying 'At the end of the day' is saying 'My day never ends.'

6/19/12 Skirt #1: Whenever I get stressed, I go shoe shopping. [Exits]. Suit #1 (to Suit #2): Obviously not for running shoes.

6/19/12 #1: People who are in position to, or smart enough to solve the European debt crisis don't have the time to debate it on Facebook.

Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators do not stay in the Goldman Sachs elevators. Email what you hear to [email protected].
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