GS Elevator Gossip 6/22-6/29

6/22/12 #1: Bernanke rearranged the deck chairs on the Titanic again.

6/23/12 [On phone] #1: ASAP means 'As soon as possible,' not 'Right fucking now.'

6/25/12 #1: If you can only be good at one thing, be good at lying… Because if you're good at lying, you're good at everything.

6/26/12 #1: I know I'll never be the next Soros. My first job was as a caddy, not selling the names of fellow Jews to the Nazis.

6/27/12 [Classic] #1: How come people on our website look like a UN convention, but our lobby looks like Greenwich Country Day? #2: (laughs) Amen.

6/29/12 [#1: Am I the only person who rooted against Robin Hood, the world's first thug communist?

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