GS Elevator Gossip 6/7-6/12

6/7/12 #1: Being spotted in economy class must be like having your parents visit you at boarding school in a shitty rental car.

6/10/12 #1: It's a misconception that Jewish chicks don't give good head. You just have to wait until they are about 35 and still single.

6/12/12 MD#1: This place is a daily battle between front-of-the-classroom and back-of-the-classroom mentalities.

6/12/12 #1: Don't call me racist until you try taking Korean clients to a Japanese restaurant.

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TDSWIM"6/12/12 MD#1: This place is a daily battle between front-of-the-classroom and back-of-the-classroom mentalities."

What does this even mean?

Geeks at the front, by the book, "nice" people, jocks at the back, "let's make some motha fucking monaaay! narr forget the client...". These points of view rarely see eye to eye (Goofy Movie reference) You were a geek by the sounds of it.

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TDSWIM"6/12/12 MD#1: This place is a daily battle between front-of-the-classroom and back-of-the-classroom mentalities."

What does this even mean?

Geeks at the front, by the book, "nice" people, jocks at the back, "let's make some motha fucking monaaay! narr forget the client...". These points of view rarely see eye to eye (Goofy Movie reference) You were a geek by the sounds of it.

lol i was just about to say he must have been in the front. I hung out with people in the back, but sat in the front.

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TDSWIM"6/12/12 MD#1: This place is a daily battle between front-of-the-classroom and back-of-the-classroom mentalities."

What does this even mean?

I just LOL'd at this....You seriously couldn't comprehend this? What were you HomeSchooled?

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just reading some of the other tweets, hilarious stuff in there.

1: I heard the Euro was spotted at DisneyWorld wearing a Make-A-Wish T-shirt.
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