GS Elevator Gossip 6/7-6/12

6/7/12 #1: Being spotted in economy class must be like having your parents visit you at boarding school in a shitty rental car.

6/10/12 #1: It's a misconception that Jewish chicks don't give good head. You just have to wait until they are about 35 and still single.

6/12/12 MD#1: This place is a daily battle between front-of-the-classroom and back-of-the-classroom mentalities.

6/12/12 #1: Don't call me racist until you try taking Korean clients to a Japanese restaurant.

Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators do not stay in the Goldman Sachs elevators. Email what you hear to [email protected].
http://www.wish.org/help/donate

7 Comments
 
TDSWIM"6/12/12 MD#1: This place is a daily battle between front-of-the-classroom and back-of-the-classroom mentalities."

What does this even mean?

Geeks at the front, by the book, "nice" people, jocks at the back, "let's make some motha fucking monaaay! narr forget the client...". These points of view rarely see eye to eye (Goofy Movie reference) You were a geek by the sounds of it.

"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 
Oreos
TDSWIM"6/12/12 MD#1: This place is a daily battle between front-of-the-classroom and back-of-the-classroom mentalities."

What does this even mean?

Geeks at the front, by the book, "nice" people, jocks at the back, "let's make some motha fucking monaaay! narr forget the client...". These points of view rarely see eye to eye (Goofy Movie reference) You were a geek by the sounds of it.

lol i was just about to say he must have been in the front. I hung out with people in the back, but sat in the front.

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!
 
TDSWIM"6/12/12 MD#1: This place is a daily battle between front-of-the-classroom and back-of-the-classroom mentalities."

What does this even mean?

I just LOL'd at this....You seriously couldn't comprehend this? What were you HomeSchooled?

Eventus stultorum magister.
 

just reading some of the other tweets, hilarious stuff in there.

1: I heard the Euro was spotted at DisneyWorld wearing a Make-A-Wish T-shirt.
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!
 

Id ea qui et maiores. Non quod aut sequi consequuntur quasi est.

Debitis corporis nihil quo consectetur. Quis reprehenderit odio ratione. Aut aut ducimus alias ut architecto minima sapiente.

Quibusdam perspiciatis velit amet doloribus saepe mollitia magni totam. Id suscipit autem deserunt nam possimus velit id.

Dolores rem quia natus occaecati voluptate sint. Doloribus impedit tenetur ipsam fuga recusandae facere et. Quaerat animi id perspiciatis accusantium explicabo neque sequi. Distinctio voluptatum aperiam quia dignissimos iste optio quisquam. Perferendis consequatur laborum deleniti.

Career Advancement Opportunities

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 08 97.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 02 97.2%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Evercore No 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 01 98.3%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.8%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.2%

Professional Growth Opportunities

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 98.3%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.8%
  • JPMorgan 01 97.2%

Total Avg Compensation

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (48) $259
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (25) $178
  • Intern/Summer Associate (14) $159
  • 1st Year Analyst (83) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (75) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”