GS Elevator Gossip 7/2-7/7

7/2/12 #1: Mitt Romney is a real conservative… just like George W. Bush was a real cowboy.

7/3/12 #1: #1: Taxes should be regressive. Poor people will work harder to get into the lower tax bracket. #2: They are, and they don't.

7/4/12 #1: Bob Diamond has been Libor-ated.

7/6/12 #1: If I could go back to high school now, I'd be so cool. #2: And overweight.

7/6/12 #1: We're like Ron Jeremy. We work hard, people are disgusted by us, but most guys are jealous of what we've got.

7/7/12 #1: Coffee makes u live longer, so u can spend the extra years waiting in line at Starbucks. #2: U dumb fuck. I read New York magazine too.

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