Guess whose bitch ass just cleared his first $100K bonus???
It's me. My bitch ass just cleared his first $100K bonus after his first full year in IB. Fam I used to work at the fucking grocery store when I went to community college to save up for tuition. Fucking $8.50 an hour. It got worse from there: I started in Audit!!!! Now I just got $90K and math AFTER taxes.
I'm boutta crack a bottle of Jame-O tonight then call up all my ex girlfriend's belligerently to talk my shit!!!
BADA BING BADA BOOM WE'RE ALL GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Hahaha. I remember my first real bonus. Good luck with the Jameson - try not to black out and spend it all tonight.
Congrats brotha!
congrats! 100k -> 90k after tax or did I understand that wrong?
I meant that I cleared six figures for the first time. The number wasn't $100K on the dot; $130K pre-tax.
Was it 100% cash? Congrats
yep also was confused. tax on bonus is ~50%, so it would be $50k after tax
This is not accurate.
You earned it, king.
Congrats my friend, from one ex-CC student to another. I cant imagine how long it took to get to where you are today, but I would guess it took between 2-6 years of straight up hustling. Have a great night, you earned it.
From a current CC student this gives me hope
There are more of us than you would think, it just isnt clear from our profiles. We dont incorporate it into our resumes or LinkedIns, and obviously we are still the minority, but I have met multiple guys in Consulting / IB that started at CCs. Just keep out-working your competition and you'll be fine.
I started at a CC and now I'm a VP in IB so there is definitely hope.
Google “Bougie King of New York” email to ex-girlfriend for inspiration
Hahahah let’s go congrats brother! You earned it
Jameson's and berating women...classic combo, dawg. God speed.
Love this
Fuck yeah dude. Love these victory stories. Congrats.
I too started in audit and now I have carried interest! We auditors are grinders, proud of you!
Hell ya man
Congrats bro! Time for M&B now!
One of the most inspirational posts I have ever seen here haha.
Great job, enjoy your evening
Well done! I love seeing the community college guys getting it
Congrats bro! Some lucky ladies are going to feel pain tonight!
Congrats man! Now you can afford better whiskey.
Congrats brotha! Dip your toes into some single malt / scotch with that bonus :)
130k as an associate 2?
Nice! You came a long way; what a story!
Congrats man! I remember nothing beats the heart flutter when you see the big number on the comp sheet for the first time - well done and make it bigger next year!
Congrats! Another ex CC student who also busted their ass sharing in the joy of hearing this!
Love this - you earned it my dude
LETSSS GOOOOOO
City Booooyyyysss!!! City Boooyyyyysss!!! Congrats king. Talk yo shit and stay toxic on them hoes.
How do you get a 100k bonus if you base is 90k?
It's called being top bucket
Man when I worked at the grocery store I was only making $7.15 an hour.
yes king.. enjoy it
Congrats. Love to see this. I remember how pumped I was when I got my first bonus.
What else can I say except for based and grind-pilled. Nothin' but respect for this King!
You're the man....i understand how you feel.... i used to work overnight for 8.50 an hour...full-time... :')
Based af my friend
Congrats man :)
I love this
Wait I’m still confused. Did you get a 100k bonus as a 1st year IB analyst or are you saying that’s your total compensation?
Hello his profile says Associate 2
Said "after first full year in IB" so I was confused...I'm not in the industry
Lfg my man!!
Lets go brotha, the troll is stupid you deserve what you got
Keep hustling and do not let any noise or anything else get to you. Always strive to be a better version of yourself than before and bag every check, every dime you can bag son
Buy as much shit coin as possible
How did you go from Audit to IB? Any advice on someone who is in auditing and wants to break into IB?
Boy got that mf DAWG in em
Congrats Man
This that sh*t we DO like
TALK YO SHIT!!!! TALK IT!!!!
Love this shit
100k bonus for assoc so low?
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