Guess whose bitch ass just cleared his first $100K bonus???

It's me. My bitch ass just cleared his first $100K bonus after his first full year in IB. Fam I used to work at the fucking grocery store when I went to community college to save up for tuition. Fucking $8.50 an hour. It got worse from there: I started in Audit!!!! Now I just got $90K and math AFTER taxes. 

I'm boutta crack a bottle of Jame-O tonight then call up all my ex girlfriend's belligerently to talk my shit!!!

BADA BING BADA BOOM WE'RE ALL GETTING LAID TONIGHT 

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Congrats man! I remember nothing beats the heart flutter when you see the big number on the comp sheet for the first time - well done and make it bigger next year!

"one for the money two for the better green 3 4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine" - M.F. Doom
 

City Booooyyyysss!!! City Boooyyyyysss!!! Congrats king. Talk yo shit and stay toxic on them hoes. 

We're not lawyers. We're investment bankers. We didn't go to Harvard. We Went to Wharton!
 

Keep hustling and do not let any noise or anything else get to you. Always strive to be a better version of yourself than before and bag every check, every dime you can bag son

 

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