Guess whose bitch ass just cleared his first $100K bonus???

It's me. My bitch ass just cleared his first $100K bonus after his first full year in IB. Fam I used to work at the fucking grocery store when I went to community college to save up for tuition. Fucking $8.50 an hour. It got worse from there: I started in Audit!!!! Now I just got $90K and math AFTER taxes. 

I'm boutta crack a bottle of Jame-O tonight then call up all my ex girlfriend's belligerently to talk my shit!!!

BADA BING BADA BOOM WE'RE ALL GETTING LAID TONIGHT 

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Congrats man! I remember nothing beats the heart flutter when you see the big number on the comp sheet for the first time - well done and make it bigger next year!

"one for the money two for the better green 3 4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine" - M.F. Doom
 

City Booooyyyysss!!! City Boooyyyyysss!!! Congrats king. Talk yo shit and stay toxic on them hoes. 

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Keep hustling and do not let any noise or anything else get to you. Always strive to be a better version of yourself than before and bag every check, every dime you can bag son

 

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