Guess whose bitch ass just cleared his first $100K bonus???

It's me. My bitch ass just cleared his first $100K bonus after his first full year in IB. Fam I used to work at the fucking grocery store when I went to community college to save up for tuition. Fucking $8.50 an hour. It got worse from there: I started in Audit!!!! Now I just got $90K and math AFTER taxes. 

I'm boutta crack a bottle of Jame-O tonight then call up all my ex girlfriend's belligerently to talk my shit!!!

BADA BING BADA BOOM WE'RE ALL GETTING LAID TONIGHT 

 

Hahaha. I remember my first real bonus. Good luck with the Jameson - try not to black out and spend it all tonight. 

 
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congrats! 100k -> 90k after tax or did I understand that wrong? 

 

There are more of us than you would think, it just isnt clear from our profiles. We dont incorporate it into our resumes or LinkedIns, and obviously we are still the minority, but I have met multiple guys in Consulting / IB that started at CCs. Just keep out-working your competition and you'll be fine. 

 

Congrats bro! Some lucky ladies are going to feel pain tonight!

 

Congrats man! I remember nothing beats the heart flutter when you see the big number on the comp sheet for the first time - well done and make it bigger next year!

"one for the money two for the better green 3 4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine" - M.F. Doom
 

Keep hustling and do not let any noise or anything else get to you. Always strive to be a better version of yourself than before and bag every check, every dime you can bag son

 

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