Guy hands out free coffee to get an Investment Banking job

Supposedly this guy handed out free coffee and his resume on the streets of NYC to try to get a job in Investment Banking. Below is the link to the interview that Bloomberg did with him. Personally, I think the guy has no idea what he's talking about.

http://www.bloomberg.com/video/how-to-get-a-job-in-investment-banking-U…

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Bateman Begins

This is definitely a way to meet people. The problem is that he will probably meet more homeless people than bankers. Who needs free coffee when you are making a mid six figure salary?.

I hope that that's not your logic when talking to girls. "She's so hot, no way she'd talk to me unless I were a GQ model." Granted, there's a right way and a wrong way to do these things, but I'd say he did it correctly. If his goal was to network, he knocked it out of the park.

in it 2 win it
 

Really hope he has a better answer when an interviewer asks him "Why Banking?".

Rarely will any of my posts have enough forethought/structure to be taken seriously.
 

A lot of people know his name now, therefore I think he was successful. It'd be nice to find out what ultimately comes of it though.

When a plumber from Hoboken tells you he has a good feeling about a reverse iron condor spread on the Japanese Yen, you really have no choice. If you don’t do it to him, somebody else surely will. -Eddie B.
 

He's a fucking idiot. His résumé is awful too.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

Would have been cute had he been qualified. As it is, it's the hopeless last gasp of a kid with a crappy resume.

 
Hire Michael PennOBJECTIVE: "Align myself with an ethical company while leveraging my interpersonal and analytical skills to ultimately help the firm improve its ability to source relevant business opportunities"

God fucking dammit I hate people who put an objective line on a resume, online or not.

WE KNOW WHAT THE OBJECTIVE IS, YOU MORON

Commercial Real Estate Developer
 

They should have asked him "What is Investment Banking, and what does an IBD analyst do? because he clearly does not know the right answer..

"An investment in knowledge pays the best interest." - Benjamin Franklin
 
Kassad Bateman Begins:

This is definitely a way to meet people. The problem is that he will probably meet more homeless people than bankers. Who needs free coffee when you are making a mid six figure salary?.

I hope that that's not your logic when talking to girls. "She's so hot, no way she'd talk to me unless I were a GQ model." Granted, there's a right way and a wrong way to do these things, but I'd say he did it correctly. If his goal was to network, he knocked it out of the park.

Girls fall into two camps: Naughty and Nice. Nice girls like nice men, and naughty girls like naughty men. Don't expect to meet naughty girls if you are a Mormon Missionary.

 

Is it just me or is his interview cringe-worthy? Have some confidence and posture. And for the love of God, please do not go out with the words "That was the pinnacle, it's all down hill from there" referring to yourself. Especially if you are trying to get hired.

 
naj

Is it just me or is his interview cringe-worthy? Have some confidence and posture. And for the love of God, please do not go out with the words "That was the pinnacle, it's all down hill from there" referring to yourself. Especially if you are trying to get hired.

He is an outrageous tool. It's definitely cringe-worthy

Commercial Real Estate Developer
 
CREI hate people who put an objective line on a resume, online or not.

WE KNOW WHAT THE OBJECTIVE IS, YOU MORON

I'm pretty sure this guy reads WSO. He no longer has an awful objective section. Interesting.

Michael, if you are reading, your "What I have to offer" section sucks just as much. It is 100% bullshit buzzwords.

Commercial Real Estate Developer
 

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Calm down.
 

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