Help me pick career

Where do you think someone with this type of profile should work

-tunnel vision/want to finish things, won't converse with people unless I want to take a 10 min break from slaving away or i really like you

-Naturally sarcastic and likes jabbing back and forth, usually quiet collected and lowkey/witty, can be animated and hyper when I need to/ meet someone I really mesh with

-Introverted, but not defined by that - enjoy clubbing/pulling top bucket latinas every few weeks but also will not hesitate to light a candle and watch a movie on a Friday with mood lighting (also with or without said latina)

-enjoys meeting new people - pretty damn good at active listening and asking genuine questions to keep the initial convo going but will keep distance unless we are compatible 

-very willing to try new things/areas but takes a while to get used to the pace/warm up to a new environment

S&T? I can be outgoing but that takes energy out of me. Sometimes I like that sometimes I don't, depends on a number of things. Great WLB at the cost of hard skills.

IB? WLB sucks and I like developing new hobbies/myself as a person - need spare time. Huge paycheck though and good platform to further career

ER? Alright WLB, pay, skillset. Personal writing skills suck though ngl

Quant? Idk quants are super smart/mind their own business but a lot of them are blunt without tact. Need to self-teach coding language also, which is a pain. 

Porno? Good at spreading my ass, natural affinity for the camera, great WLB and industry is very welcoming and familiar with each other for some reason

No job is perfect but what do you guys think