help!! playing hard-to-get with goldman sach is not working???!!?

well guys everyone know that best way to get a girlfriend is play hard-to-get and not show to much interest. well i was notified that gold man sach wanted to have me interview with them for TMT job. and i really want it so i think to myself "why not play hard to get with gold man sach"?!? so i say to myself "this plan foolproof".

so when i go to interview with them i make sure to not dress up to much. so the interview is going on and they ask "why do you think you are good fit for gold man sach?" i think to myself, this my chance. so i say "ehh you are not the best offer i have so if i get the tmt job i dont care" well they looked shocked and surprised. so i think "it must be working" so i had some other good ideas. everyone know that girls like confident men so when they explain that i start off as analyst i say "oh no no. i better start as vp because i am 2 good to be anaylst." well they laugh and i say "i serious." and not long after that they say "well we will let you know our decision" and the man leaned over to shake my hand and i just look at it and walk away without shaking it because i was playing hard-to get.

well guys that was in 2009 and i still have not heard from them on when i should start my job?????? i am thinking the mail is going really slow or maybe they write down wrong e-mail address??? should i visit them again and ask when do i start?? maybe bring flowers??



Adipisci fugiat sit culpa omnis. Dicta sunt cumque dolor iure provident qui et. Vitae et perspiciatis id vero est laborum sequi blanditiis. Ut et aliquam ea dolorum.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

Career Advancement Opportunities

June 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Lazard Freres No 98.9%
  • Perella Weinberg Partners New 98.3%
  • Harris Williams & Co. 24 97.7%
  • Goldman Sachs 16 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

June 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.9%
  • William Blair 02 98.3%
  • Lazard Freres 07 97.7%
  • Morgan Stanley 03 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

June 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.9%
  • Perella Weinberg Partners 18 98.3%
  • Goldman Sachs 16 97.7%
  • Moelis & Company 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

June 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (23) $378
  • Associates (95) $261
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • 2nd Year Analyst (69) $168
  • Intern/Summer Associate (34) $167
  • 1st Year Analyst (207) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (152) $101
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”


From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”