Hey Shitibankers
You should go work for a real bank
You should go work for a real bank
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http://www.businessinsider.com/jp-morgan-versus-citi-jamie-dimon-2011-7
Who are you kididng? You'd give your left nut and your double morgaged shack in detroit for a night of scrubbing the floors at "shitibank"
I think the OP was referring to the article Seedy posted. Jamie actually said that to a Shiti banker. Prob should have popped that in there to begin with to avoid backlash, OP. ;)
Funny he would say that, given his history with them. Nice post
Shitibank, hahahaha
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