Hypothetically, a friend of mine recently got a call from a recruiter at a MM, a strange time in the day, while my friend was high as balls. Hypothetically this friend answered the call in an Australian accent, despite being from Texas. How fucked is my friend?
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Hypothetically, im dying hahaha
There is no time of day that qualifies as “strange” given you’ll work 20 hours a day on the job
Good news is you’re fine as long as you keep up the British accent throughout your analyst stint and claim you were mixed or something
^ Now you gotta keep it up for 2+ years
Just gotta say you assimilated
Hypothetically, you might be a fucking idiot
screwed mayte
Pretty funny, but personally I wouldn’t care if he was stoned if I’m somehow calling him outside his window of availabilities. I’m sure most of us have chiefed in college and can understand
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