It seems like a legit question to ask since if you are working 16 hour days, you might not have that many chances to brush your teeth or groom yourself for that matter. Or you can get lazy once you reach your domicile.
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lol ive seen some of the analysts/associates brushing their teeth in the restroom
Hah, visited an office and there were multiple toothbrushes sitting in the bathroom
my first day as an intern, I made a note that every analyst on the floor had a toothbrush, toothpaste and a jug of mouth wash on their desk
Targets can get away with once per day, for non-targets fewer than 3x/day is an auto-ding
Most don’t have any teeth after all the drugs they do
When you have that MD dick in your mouth you don't have to brush as often
I brushed my teeth and flossed multiple times a day during my SA stint, so much so that I think people thought I had OCD or something. Pretty sure the only reason I got a return offer was because one day a MD really needed some floss before a client meeting and I gave some of my stash to him. Won me all the brownie points I needed.
Whenever I'm in the bathroom, I'm typically too busy shredding lines to bother with brushing.
I've been wondering this as well. Regarding hygiene in general, personally, I have extremely oily hair and manage it by using dry shampoo between regular shampoo days.
If I have to stay up all night, I have to either use dry shampoo or regular shampoo (full shower) or else my hair is extremely oily again. It sounds pretty extreme, but my hair looks fine as long as I am managing it.
Anyway, was wondering if people have ever seen anyone using stuff like dry shampoo around the office lol
This is one of the things that shocked me.
when i wake up, after lunch, sometimes after dinner as a nice little dessert treat/pick me up, and before bed. so that's 4.
This. As a rule, after every meal
Target kids ~3-5 times a day, non-target would wager 0-1 times a day (speaking from experience as a non-target guy)
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